the age of un-innocence

since i've shocked dez with my horrible holiday schedules, i guess i should shock everyone else too.
27th nov make visa
3rd dec: end of exams
7th dec: DELF A1
8th dec: start internship/dh's birthday
20th jan: end internship
23rd jan: fly off
expect to see less of me. sorry for the i'm-a-superstar attitude but my schedule is rapidly filling up so please book me a week in advance.

because i was so bored, i made a to-do list for post exams
1) mambo with ZL. our favourite past time
2) cut hair AND dye hair black AND possibly perm my hair
3) going on food hunt around sg
4) go to the zoo
5) shopping list: eyeliner, designer trenchcoat, dress for dh's bday, head dress for zl's bday, comfortable walking flats
6) pre exchange groceries e.g. toiletries
7) facial, mani and pedi. ARGH my package is expiring

i hate pre-exam days. the irony is though my brain is quickly filling up with impractical book knowledge which we deem education, my life is slowly coming to a standstill. so i've been delighting in the minute things that make me laugh.

( the little things )

you know you're desperate when
1) you realized you've only attended a few forensic science lectures and you're panicking
2) you realized you have been daydreaming during your victorian lit class and you're rushing to cram triple decker novels.
3) you're forcing yourself to read newspapers to serve as examples for your CS modules
4) you've ponned almost all your tutorials only to realize class participation is a large percentage of 20%

oh. my. god. i finally understand the meaning of lin shi bao fo jiao.

anyway, i've been thinking about how annoying the remarks of "don't have to study so hard lah. your boyfriend so rich already" or "you're so lucky or "your family so rich already" make me. so here i am to bitch before i continue "grabbing the legs of buddha"

( allow me to be mary wollstonecraft for a while )
so, stop calling me a gold-digger or a taitai wannabe. i'm probably the most revolutionary woman the world has seen.

just a quick entry before I MIA for a while to do my australasian and rise of the novel essays.

i was walking past a neighbour's door to the toilet after lessons today when i spotted this on her door


upon closer inspection, i got the shock of my life and F**K! i can't believe that unhygenic asshole hasn't noticed this and bothered to clean it away.

( oh! the horror! )
i fucking lost my lunch appetite though i was insanely hungry :( seriously, i've heard many complaints/experienced the many distateful habits of a certain group of people from a particular nationality. but this incident was the last straw. if anything, i'm extremely xenophobic at the moment.

and i deleted the pictures off my laptop immediately after uploading it. i just can't bear looking at it anymore. it is the worst thing i've seen in my life.

the two alex-es in my life are so funny this evening so i have to blog about it.

alex seah
ellyne: i was at the night safari
alex: so was i. that's why i didn't attend XXX's birthday.
(after a while)
alex: actually i never attend because i don't have money to buy present for her.
ellyne: HUH? and you can pay $35 to go to night safari but no money to buy a gift???

alex ng
Alex says:
http://pr3t3nd3r.deviantart.com/art/Miradouro-142257233
wow, amazing camera.
Miss E says:
erm is this a virus?
Alex says:
nope, it's a picture on Deviant Art
photography section
Miss E says:
can u at least say hi next time before showing me a url?
or it'll feel like acai berries
Alex says:
yea sure, my old bad habit : )

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA. okay back to capricornia.